you guys are a bunch of pussies. "were so badass, we listen to death metal! cha dude! we're awesome, fuck hardcore kids those pussies, they don't know music" "SLAYER DUDE! YES SLAYER! "

go practice your kung fu faggot

the demons of satan are upon you you beast! DEATH DEATH DEATH SLAYER!!! ARRGGGGGHHHHHHH

Isn't, sorry *breakdown* Slayer, sorry *ripped off slayer riff* considered, *breakdown (2x)* thra,*earnest clean vocal section*sh?

Cha dude! metal! This shit is so hot it burns! SLAYER

whoa, you seem to know your stuff dude. a well formed argument indeed!!

carry on!!

Cha guy, me and my crew are gonna go get loaded on non-alcoholic daquiri mix then throw down some wicked spin kicks at the .hopesfall. show!

yah dude! me too! but actually I think you'll be at home with your mom cooking you pizza bagels, and surfing the net for other metal warriors such as yourself

Naw man I'm going to two step my way down to the Abington mall and pick up some fresh girl pants from Abercrombie

yes! maybe we can listen to some Ravage, and look at old Nintendo Vampire games at Electronics Boutique, then walk around like we're hard asses! SLAYER!

You faggot, I'm just going to throw some a new pin on my castro hat and call it a night. Oh by the way I just got an A.N.
hoodie off ebay(to match the one I got when I saw them at the ICC before ANYONE liked them), that's like a 1000 scene points right there.

you have that same hoodie? I just got a black trenchcoat and a nice wallet chain bro, and some black gloves to wear at the mall when I go into Hot Topic and discuss metal and how lame the mall is with one of the co-workers. See ya at Slayer dudE! METAL4LIFE

Stereotypes are the greatest invention of mankind

i wish my mom would cook me pizza bagels

greatest invention besides Slayer, duh!

hahaha, this is quite silly

Pizza in the morning pizza in the evening pizza at suppertime

When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

CongoogetalZobotomy said:


haha, I just made pizza bagels. I didn't feel like making pasta so late, so I just slathered sauce on some bagels, threw on some mozzarella, and cooked em til they were all hot and bubbly and delicious and ... okay, I'm gonna go shit now.

when I was in college we wrote this sweet Tonal -> Fourth styled folk song that goes

"Love you in the morning, love you in the evening, love you at supper time / When pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time"


it ruled.