man... i wish i could be as cool as that guy... he gets SO many chicks too. im so completely jealous... look how incredibly handsome he is... not to mention strong

everyone... lets reflect on how incredibly bad ass this guy truly is

mmmm that red X is damn sexy!

{insert orgasm smiley here}
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EDIT: ok i suck....i got the red X first time i opened the thread

I would be more willing to bet someone threw out his blanky when he was young and he still cries about it at night.

dont mention his blanky! he is still highly sensitive about the subject :(


oh yeah... if there is a red X right click and go to "show picture" it should work

I got the red X the first time too.

there's some servicce that you can have them preserve your blanket for you. Maybe you and C Montgomery Burns should have thought of that, bobo.

man does wendy's ever make some good fuckin burgers...

man does wendy's ever make some good fuckin burgers...

utterly sexy

your almost up there with me...

spaldino where do i sign up to get forearms like those?

you mean, where do you get legs like mine?

i dont know... i have been a huge mess ever since i was born. BUT... if you want nasty forearms like mine... take a 5 pound weight... tie it to the middle of a horizontal stick and twist the stick so that the rope twirls around the stick and that the weight cant go up anymore... then slowly let it down. after that twist it the other way and repeat. thats a simple exercise power hitters or pretty much any hitter in baseball does. golfers too. but mine are just natural :p

Atleast your White. Thats your greatest quality.

just like being white was jeffrey dahlmers greatest quality.
dude he's cambodian, get a clue.

I think the curtains in the background look lovely.

haha, you stole my post

bump for thegreatspaldino..i recognized him at Metalfest from his pic

yeah, he totally looks just like that.
I also saw him pawing over the corpse of a dead (from what I could tell) female.

hahaha she was sick... she took a nap. rev tried take a pic of her ass... good thing he didnt... she's only 15 and that would have been a one way ticket to jail! muahahaha! gotta love being 17

the great spaldino's got some competition...

nope... im still the champ

Thats actually Tom's imitation of Liza Minelli. Outstanding.

i might be filling in for Dysentery at their next show.
does that mean i need to grow my hair out and get j-totha-acked?

filling in? for whom? jeff?

no
you.
jake says if you don't play the july 19th show(cause of opeth) they might need a fill in

HAHA, i was right next to you when you took that pic.... i know the secrets of your camera

OHHHHHH... yeah... dude... its Opeth playing their mellow stuff... in a performance theater... its gonna be SO amazing. definitely worth missing a show for in my opinion.

this guy best be listening..
I'm playing kamelot for him.

yeah like whoah

KAMELOT!