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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cum rags, everywhere by idontunderstand on Oct 22,2004 3:56pm
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toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 3:56pm
So my boyfriend who is usually very sexual with me has been passing me for his music, the red sox and hanging out with his band full of youngin's...It's making me crazy....I'm totally frustrated and need to get laid...he acts like I'm a jerk for always asking for the dick, but what the fuck? Why shouldn't I right? And I keep finding his nasty cum rags all over the living room (where he jerks it while I'm still at work).

Any suggestions on what I should do? I'm desperate over here..



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:01pm
Have sex with me and Powerkok, at the same time.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:02pm
Your boyfriend will love you again if you come to Braintree tonight and have sex with everyone.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:02pm
Thats a good a point, I know I would love you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:03pm
And by love he means fist.



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:03pm
Sounds like it could be fun, but I don't know you guys, or what you look like. I have standards you know.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:05pm
go to www.esuriem.com

we'll fuck you.......all of us......MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:05pm
No one said anything about seeing anyone's face.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:06pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:09pm
let's see her try to resist that



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:10pm
Let's see her try to resist a cinderblock to the forehead.



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:11pm
Gee man. I don't know. I was kind of just looking for ways to get my man to give me the love, not really lookin for another mate.....but you never know though....hmmmm.... I'm thinking....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:12pm
Is he anyone we know?



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:12pm
Christraper said:
go to www.esuriem.com

we'll fuck you.......all of us......MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



...you lie...



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:13pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Is he anyone we know?




i'm not sure. maybe. i know i've seen that face around though. not sure where.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:14pm
Come on, he raped Christ. He has the goods.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 22,2004 4:14pm
everyone, try to guess who's girlfriend this is!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:15pm
Jamey Jasta's.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:15pm
Probably some fag, since he won't even fuck her.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:16pm
A guy in a south shore metalcore band.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:17pm
Guys dont know how to treat ladies these days. I am the exception.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:19pm
A woman is like flooring. Lay her down once and then walk all over her for the rest of her life. Joe NotCommon knows this. Accept his protein shake.



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:21pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Probably some fag, since he won't even fuck her.


Guys and girls tell me I'm a hot piece so that's why I say....what the fuck is wrong with him.....weeks and weeks go by....with no good excuse for not doing it..... I don't want to do myself because I look at it like I can go out and get a real life person and enjoy it way fuckin more than just being by myself...meanwhile he'd rather fuck his sock rather than me... Truly, I don't understand.



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:22pm
RichHorror said:
A woman is like flooring. Lay her down once and then walk all over her for the rest of her life. Joe NotCommon knows this. Accept his protein shake.


YOU ARE AWFUL.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:22pm
Come to Braintree tonight. It's jam-packed with eligible bachelors.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 22,2004 4:23pm
idontunderstand said:
RichHorror said:
A woman is like flooring. Lay her down once and then walk all over her for the rest of her life. Joe NotCommon knows this. Accept his protein shake.


YOU ARE AWFUL.


Don't be mad at me just because you have no sense of romance.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:25pm
idontunderstand said:
RichHorror said:
A woman is like flooring. Lay her down once and then walk all over her for the rest of her life. Joe NotCommon knows this. Accept his protein shake.


YOU ARE AWFUL.


I can protect you from Rich.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:25pm
idontunderstand said:
Christraper said:
go to www.esuriem.com

we'll fuck you.......all of us......MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



...you lie...

We would if you werent living with our guitar player! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!





toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:30pm
who is your guitar player?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 22,2004 4:30pm
Did anyone think of Grandmaster Flash's "The Message" when reading the title of the thread. "Cum rags everywhere, people pissin on the stairs cause they just don't care"



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 22,2004 4:32pm
Well if you come to the show say hi to me. I will running my merch table.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:34pm
idontunderstand said:
who is your guitar player?

he looks like jesus




toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Oct 22,2004 4:34pm
Man, if its female and has a pulse NotCommon has his nose right up it, eh!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:35pm
thats gross that he leaves his cumrags around for you to find. at least he doesnt leave them under your pillow.



toggletoggle post by idontunderstand at Oct 22,2004 4:36pm
Oh....that guy... What'd you do to him???? Ever since, I get nuthin. No fair.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 22,2004 4:41pm
hes only at the space three nights a week and its not like he sleeps there. i dont know why hes not fuckin you though. maybe hes just old. thats my only explanation because i dont think a minute goes by that im not horny. i literally wake up having sex with my girl and find out later on that i was the one who started it!



toggletoggle post by bigpappi   at Oct 22,2004 5:52pm
dont know what you look like post a pic



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 22,2004 9:31pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Have sex with me and Powerkok, at the same time.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
shit...thatd be one smashed gash.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 22,2004 9:34pm
and what are you forensic testing these rags?
why the hell are you investigating these rags so closely?
Blow him once in a while and maybe hell pay attention to you.
have you recently let yourself go?
did he see you poop and it made him disgusted?



toggletoggle post by Devin  at Oct 23,2004 1:07am
Why would a guy whack off when he has a girl who likes to do it with him?

Some people...



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