?

because men are all assholes. deal with it

Gravity. Momentun. Ass-hole men.

because a sphere is the only shape that can withstand the pressu..... you're a faggot. that's why

in all seriousness, this is the worst idea for a thread ever. There is a place called elementary school, obviously you have never been there, asshole.

damn it, everyone beat me to making fun of this kid. well, enjoy your graham crackers and leash, liafod, because you're obviously retarded

Your all just jealous you didn't think of it.

well a rectangular earth would be pretty cool

or a dodecagon

I roll 1d20 for damages!

because your parents don't love you.

and also, going with what hooker said, the earth is a sphere. that's not even round. that's like round to the 3rd power...cubed, bitch. only spherical. slampig.

I think the real question is why is Earth still around?