post by litacore at Oct 13,2004 1:17pm edited Oct 13,2004 1:22pm
So . . .
"My daddy is an unqualified Hawaian Satanic Convenience Food Store clerk for the Secret Marines.
I know because I pulled the string on the back of his head
And he told me how the men from the Health Department come in
And hang the Creme Donuts on their erections while
Saluting the flag
Little old ladies come in from down the street
And take turns giving Daddy gum jobs
But sometimes he gets stuck to their denture cement
And they have to use a blowtorch"
Zoogs Rift, "The Secrets Marines Blow Out" from the SST album "The Island of Living Puke"
"Yesterday day went in to buy some cake and candy
But Dadddy was putting the pure cane sugar out onto the counter in little piles
and told me to FUCK OFF!
I was psychologically disbonded over his compendeous manner
(Despite my usual latitudinal area tendencies) and said
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY, OLD MAN?
GOT THE RAG ON, YA OLD HAG?"
Daddy then began to cry.
Then I ran outside into the arms of three ruffians who proceeded to bash my skull into a nearby brick wall
I told them that when I grow up, I want to be a brain surgeon, just like my little brother
Then I showed them my dick and they all ran away and joined the circus
