i just heard this and didnt see any threads about it. anyone know if this is true?

I know nothing about this...

die.

Really? Hmmmm.....that sucks huh?

http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?showtopic=50003

hmmm

Fuck...

fuck that guy!

Let's hope he's going to get out of here intact or not at all.

All of the sudden I have total recall of when me and Seth wrote this song.

You're In A Coma (Anal Cunt)

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

I was actually trying to remember this song...

i hope seth will be ok.

WHO IS SETH?

WHAT?!?!?!

surely youre joking powerful cock?

No Im surely not...I have no idea who seth putnam is.

powerkok said:

Seth Putnam is Anal Cunt

He was also in a band called Angry Hate and many others...he was responsible for destroying one of the many O'Briens ceiling fans and driving an entire audience OUT of that place. I watched him chuck his bass right out on Harvard Ave. and then watched one of those new Volkswagon beetles run it over....funny.

He was also in Siege. AWESOME.

I'll say I wasn't a huge fan of the guy but I hope he's OK......we swapped KISS trivia at a party a long time ago....he knew way more than me.

ahh..shitty.
I never got into AC
still hope he ok and stuff.

He also plays in Vaginal Jesus. I remember he said to me once "buy me a beer, being sober is gay".

coldnorthernvengeance said:

Thats the other name I was trying to remember!!!!

IMPALED NORTHERN MOONFROST!

That ones my favorite

That's Moonforest. Not Moonfrost. There's no frost on the moon.

There's no forest either...

A moonforest is a grim and frostbitten place inhabited by necroyetis and moongoats and necrowizards. It is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary.

Josh_Martin said:

How scary?

Cheers for Seth

i'm amazed Chris Barnes hasn't tried to finally go attack Seth now...Ha

god damn it i knew it was moonforest. i love the way he describes it. i think the quote is:

"heil the necrowizard. this is very grim."

Blame it on the Curse of Christopher Reeve.

damn.....sorry to hear about this....

although it's definately ironic.....

he writes "ha ha your wife left you" and "you look divorced"
then his wife leaves him.....

he writes "you're in a coma"
now he's in a coma..

funny and ironic

but still i really hope he pulls through ok
he may be violent and offensive, but he's still a cool guy.....

anyway.....off that topic, is he really in vaginal jesus???
that's crazy..i heard rumours that at least one member or ex member of AxCx had something to do with them, but i did'nt know it was seth

He was nice the few times I met him, hopefully he recovers 100%

he used to babysit my guitarist's cousin and got my guitarist drunk when he was underage, so i'm sure their family is really pulling for seth and his family to get through this.

I remember AC played a show at Spontaneous Celebrations in JP with RAOV and Cryptic Warning. My most vivid memory of that show was leaving early because AC got lost and didn't show up until 5 or something. That Monday Paul Walsh was all like, "OH MY GOD GUYS! SETH CALLED EVERYONE GAY AND PLAYED HALF A SONG! THEN THEY LEFT!"

we were supposed to play that show at spontaneous generations. we got stuck in some fuckin bullshit boston construction hold up and couldnt get to the show. AC rules!

Seth's a lot smarter than one might think. I hope he pulls through. Fuck Jesus Christ and gas the Jews.

seth cant die before i meet him.

then who will write a song about how gay i am?

ive been looking forward to that.

if the coma thing is actually true, than i hope he doesnt die.

"We're not one of those gay bands that discourages fighting" - Seth Putnam halloween 2000 @ the almighty met cafe as one fight after another breaks out, the show gets shut down, and kids get maced by cops outside

BobNOMAAMRooney said:


HAHAHAHA!

I put on that show when I was 15, 4 years ago. It was the first show I ever put on and it was also the first real show CW ever played. (We were Aceldama at the time.) Man I have so many good fucking memories from that day.

I will never forget the first time I saw AC live.
It must have been 1997 in portsmouth, nh at the elvis room.
they played a 2 1/2 hour set.
most songs were play 2 or 3 times

i saw AC with upside down cross like 5 years ago.

vaginal jesus owns.

BEAT RODNEY DOWN.

XmikeX said:

That was the best show ever. Except the jewbags who the run the place used the cops showing up as an excuse to rip us off. The show was 100% sold out and we got like $60. They knew we couldn't do shit about it with all those cops everywhere.

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

It was me that got lost. We eventually played. We did a whole set.

has anyone discussed the possibility that he may actually become retarded (and therefore gay)? the only thing better than anal cunt is anal cunt fronted by a gay retard.

I thought he was bisexual anyways, no?

I respect his fealings as a woman.

I hope Seth turns out alright. He's always been a fucking cool person to me, and anyone that said fuck him is a fag.

that really really sucks.

im pretty sure we were supposed to play with them in NYC on oct. 30.

it's a sac curse!! bad things are happening to all the bands that we are supposed to play with

the met cafe show!!! that was fucking great!!!!!!!!!!
fighting everywhere!

my first AxCx show was the one they played at the middle east, and offended just about everyone when seth came out with the swastika arm bands, hahaha

they played drugs and child abuse like 9 times......screwed it up every time.....i damn near fell over laughing when seth kicked that kid in the face, and told some really tall kid he would give him 50 bucks to punch out this nerdy manowar freak.

i had spent like 6 months wondering why after trying out and seth pretty much telling me i was in, i only heard from him once more.......then at that show i found out why, john gillis is a fucking wicked fast drummer! that kid is awesome!


anyway, i'm half asleep and fully drunk....like i said, i hope he pulls through ok

orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword said:

Fag... He offered 20 bucks for someone to punch my friend Keith, which some stupid punk kid did (and Seth never paid), then he offered 50 for Mike/Ninkaszi187 and noone did shit. So what if we were yelling MANOWAR at them all night?

I got in a fight at that show myself, with this black guy, I forget his names, he hangs out with a lot of right-leaning skins though oddly enough. Him and his buddy kept running into us from behind, so I'd throw kicks and shoves back and them, and at one point he grabbed me from behind and punched me in the face. Then it was chaos, but noone came out with anything serious haha...

dude......whatever....i was just saying it was funny.....90 percent of that show was fucking funny

yelling manowar at an anal cunt show is kinda gay though

i personally don't understand the obsession with those fuckers... manowar blows.

anyway, i did'nt punch anyone, but if i at the time had needed 70 bucks, i would fucking punched both of those kids
i don't really give a good fuck

orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword said:

- Yes it was a very funny show. Josh was pissed cause he just wanted to play the songs and Seth wouldn't shut up about Jews haha...

- We were yelling for "Gloves Of Metal" which they did play, during which I got into a fight. I don't see how that is inappropriate at an AxCx show... We yelled many things.

- If you don't get it, you don't get it... Other bands play, MANOWAR kills...

- No need to talk tough, I'm sure you could have used the money then and you didn't do anything at the time. And I don't imagine you saying this to either Mike or Keith's face, but you're welcome to try.

Enough of this, this thread is about Seth...

"i personally don't understand the obsession with those fuckers... manowar blows.

anyway, i did'nt punch anyone, but if i at the time had needed 70 bucks, i would fucking punched both of those kids
i don't really give a good fuck"

you had your chance tuff guy, four years too late haha. not that i really care, that show was years ago, but i wasn't yelling manowar. i was the guy that seth offered to punch for $50 and nobody did shit. i thought it was funny, but ready for anything, which made old AC shows fun.

anyway, seth has always been cool to me before, and after that. i hope he comes out of this ok.

BestialOnslaught said:

I thought he was the one that punched your friend in the face. I thought it was you that he punched in the face, but I guess not.

orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword said:

I thought the man-o-war yelling was funny since they then played gloves of metal, but I don't understand why people still like that band.. well, beyond the camp value.

from that show:

is that bestialonslaught all the way to the right with the cut off jean jacket?

I think it might be... he was standing over on that side of the stage.
ninkaszi was on the other side of the stage.

seth didn't give the guy a $20, but he bought the kid that he kicked in the face a drink.

I must say that seth might have been all rock and shock on stage, but he was a super nice person. The guy who would sit in the corner of a party, drinking and singing ABBA songs.

the_reverend said:

The kid that hit Keith was some youngish looking punk/skin... The guy that I fought is friends w/Zach/Hellstomper (the guy w/wifebeater/WP tats in that pic), must be 6'2" at least and I don't think he has many teeth...

And yes that is me in my old denim in the bottom right!!

I wish I could remember the name of the punk bands that played before.
they kept saying "you have heart" in broken engrish.

SHIT!!! I recognized you!!

wooooooooo


ps: aaron you are going to be late for your show
signed,
mom

BestialOnslaught said:




HA!! We are no longer even. I am 1 up on you because I have now seen more of you than you have seen of me.......hahahaha!

succubus said:

it could be Nick Kevorkian too. He's the one Seth TRIED to kick in the face, he missed. Nick untied Seth's shoo while he had it up on the monitor.

BestialOnslaught said:

Why did one of Zach's friends want to fight you?

he actually DID kick someone in the face.
"say I want a kick in the face"

and here's an mp3 about the punch
http://www.returntothepit.com/bandsmp3.php?id=58

I have a bootleg of almost all of that show.

I used to go to high school with his younger brother and he always told me about Seth's band......when I heard the name I almost pissed myself....always wondered how a band could make it with a name like Anal Cunt.......any word on how he's doing yet?

i just heard from John Gillis(current AC drummer,KA and CWAF drummer) that Seth opened his eyes and moved his fingers today!!!
Fucking awesome!

Dude that's awesome!!!!!

Looks like Seth is gonna stick around. He still has thousands to make fun of, and then write songs about it.

You haven't lived until Seth Putnam has called you fat.

it will be funny if he turns out to be a vetetable. then bands can write songs about him.

i wish i was a vetetable

i bet you do

Seth is a scumbag, Ive known him for aeons, but he still doesnt deserve to die like this. I hadnt heard anything about this until now. Knowing him, its just a ruse.
I wouldnt put anything past that slimeball.

"You haven't lived until Seth Putnam has called you fat." Funny coming from a guy who was hardly in shape.

RustedAngel said:

hahahahaha horrible, but it is stupid to hear people defend him when people say stuff like this when he himself says shit like this about others all the time, hahaha

coldnorthernvengeance said:


I said:

Here's one Seth's thinking up right now in coma land....


I'm in a coma and my doctor's a fag.
While I'm comatose he's been looking under my johnny and peeking at my ass.
He's a fag.
I'm comatose and I like to shit right after the nurse gives me a sponge bath.
My doctor looked at my dick.

hahahahahahahahaha

The man is a workaholic.

very much so

ha

i'm not confused, i just got out of a coma(and you're still gay)

Seth apparently works or worked where my girlfriend started about a week ago. Today she was sitting in the office and someone rushed in and said "Oh my god, did you guys hear about what happened to Seth Putnam?" My girlfriend responded by quoting "You're In A Coma" to her coworkers' horror and then had to explain Anal Cunt to some old people.

seth's going to be the next andy kaufman.

Even though I was the inspiration for 'Ha Ha Your Wife Left You' and we hated each other for years, Seth has become a good friend and I offer up a prayer for his recovery.Any information on where he is hospitalized at?Wotan Mit Uns

Cathach said:


Unless you're a jew named Ben, that song is not about you.

If Seth told you it's about you, that's pretty funny though.

That was me by the way.

As schizo as I am, the last time I checked my multiple personalities I was Ben-free.And growing up in Brookline is as close to Jewish as I get.

my classic A.C. moment


there was a hardcore show in waltham a couple years ago at a shitty little VFW. American Nightmare,Proclomation and Endgame played. i saw seth drinking nips. i wasnt sure if it was him at first. then all of a sudden he grabs the mic and says "hi were anal cunt, we are gonna play a set. but first things first, when i come to waltham i know theres gonna be some under age girls in the crowd". he said a bunch of other hilarious shit i cant remember. they played like every classic.

after the show me and a friend of mine where talking to him. he asked us if we really liked Hitler(we requested hitler was a sensitive man). we told him we just thought the song was funny and he told my friend he was going to punch him in the face.

then he spit on some asian guy that was driving by in the passenger seat of a car

the most recent time A.C. played bills, i went to buy a shirt from seth,and asked if they had larges.......his response. "Nah we only have xl, being skinny is gay,just get fatter and it will fit".





hope he gets better

hahahahahaha

The first time I met him he was sitting at the bar in the Axis Club (Morbid Angel, Crowbar show) drinking beer. The funny thing was he was not ordering beer from the bartender, he had a 6 pack hidden in a paper bag in his denim jacket.

IntricATE WUT ABOUT THE TIME HE WUZ IN BROWNBAGS BASEMENT SCREAMIN BLOODY MURDER THEN HIS FATHER WALKED IN N SAID "WUT R U SCREAMIN BOUT U JACKASS". fUCKIN FUNNY MAN

wHOA THAT MUZT OF BEN REELY FUNNY

orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword said:<<dude......whatever....i was just saying it was funny.....90 percent of that show was fucking funny

yelling manowar at an anal cunt show is kinda gay though

i personally don't understand the obsession with those fuckers... manowar blows.

anyway, i did'nt punch anyone, but if i at the time had needed 70 bucks, i would fucking punched both of those kids
i don't really give a good fuck>>

BestialOnslaught said:<<- If you don't get it, you don't get it... Other bands play, MANOWAR kills...

- No need to talk tough, I'm sure you could have used the money then and you didn't do anything at the time. And I don't imagine you saying this to either Mike or Keith's face, but you're welcome to try. >>

no....manowar sucks cock

i don't know mike or keith....and i don't care....not talking tough jackass... i'm just saying, i don't know why one kid got punched and everyone was afraid to punch the other one......but if i punched one, i would punch the other

i did'nt need the money, because at that point i was working 60-80 hour weeks at a 19 dollar an hour job (god, that layoff really fucked me over....it was a good 2 years though) so an extra 70 bucks was'nt worth hurting someone......right now i'm so broke i'd punch anyone for 10 bucks

post by ninkaszi at Oct 13,2004 7:05pm
"you had your chance tuff guy, four years too late haha. not that i really care, that show was years ago, but i wasn't yelling manowar. i was the guy that seth offered to punch for $50 and nobody did shit. i thought it was funny, but ready for anything, which made old AC shows fun. "

what the fuck you mean i had my chance?
i'm not talkin tough.....
and i got nothin against you, i don't even know you....

if i had needed the money, i would have hit you, and i expect, you would've hit me back......and i really would'nt have cared who won the fight because i was so god damn drunk that night i would'nt have felt anything until the next day

like i said, i was'nt talking tough, and it was nothing personal
take it easy will ya

Somebody on the Relapse board said he died. This true? I don't believe it probably another stupid internet rumor. But does anybody here know?

he better not have fuckin died

i hope he didn't die. we need an update on seth's condition.

If he died I'm gonna kick his ass.

am i the only one that doesn't give a rats ass?

I heard friday that it was all a hoax and he was never in a coma.

He wacked it to gay porn enough said.