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returntothepit >> discuss >> how come italians... by Joe/NotCommon on Oct 11,2004 9:57am
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 11,2004 9:57am
are all thieves and child molesters?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Oct 11,2004 10:13am
Good point!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 11,2004 11:06am
Because we can get away with it.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Oct 11,2004 11:14am
Poor genes.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Oct 11,2004 11:23am
because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 11,2004 6:18pm
because we can



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 11,2004 6:19pm
Yes we can.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Oct 11,2004 7:42pm
listen, i cant help whats in my soul.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 11,2004 7:43pm
carina's no gonna lika des one.



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Oct 11,2004 7:52pm
Jellyfish said:
because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks.


well, you're half right.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 11,2004 8:03pm
i have no idea where this post came from
but italians are from italy..so if yer pissed at some american's who claim to be italian

bite me



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 11,2004 8:07pm
I think hes talking about Colombus.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 11,2004 8:17pm
columbo always gives you to most yogurt.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 11,2004 8:22pm edited Oct 11,2004 8:22pm
the only person i feel bad for is aaron who had to endure loud speaking italians this weekend..who can't speak much english

<3



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 11,2004 8:25pm
wahsamattau



toggletoggle post by jake at Oct 12,2004 9:41am
hahahahahaha is the rev being brought to an italian family get together?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 12,2004 9:44am
well seeing that his girlfriend is italian...every once in a while he does...

the only part i think is funny..is when the italian ladies..don't get that he doesn't speak italian and they continue talknig to him in italian over and over...

and he somehow understands



toggletoggle post by jake at Oct 12,2004 9:58am
ha, just goes to show a smile and a nod can keep anyone going.

thankfully my family over here is made up of 2nd, 3rd and 4th generation italians and we only get a few legit italian speaking family members (who are all women incoincidentally?) whereas everyone else can swear / scream at their kids in italian. i still dare not bring friends to family gatherings.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 12,2004 11:12am
heh
he was actually helping them do things...so he did really understand...and these were definitely words that i didn't teach him
lol

out of all my family that he's met...my english is the best out of all of them...and english is my 3rd language

so he only makes fun of my english if i'm really tired...
heh

ps: i'd come to one of your family gatherings...heh



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 12,2004 1:58pm
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/africa/story.jsp?story=570384
even lybians don't hate itals anymore... MAMA MIA! that's a spicy a meat a ball!



toggletoggle post by jake at Oct 12,2004 2:09pm
kudos to the rev because it's hilarious trying to talk to some of my (very distant) aunts and uncles because their sentences are basically choppy english w/thick italian accent that just slowly turns into full on italian. unfortunately i haven't gotten on the ball with taking any italian classes or tape/cd learning so im stuck with the ol' "smile and nod" routine.

i found that as long as you make physical contact while carrying a conversation, they yell a little less and smile alot more. a kiss on the cheek pre/post conversation is totally obligatory though haha.

you're more than welcome to come to one of our family gatherings but be prepared - the mainini / coletta women do ALOT of cooking and cleaning and you might just be sucked in.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 12,2004 3:03pm
I am?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 12,2004 3:10pm
succubus said:
heh
he was actually helping them do things...so he did really understand...and these were definitely words that i didn't teach him
lol


maybe guys have a brain receptor for foreign languages. mark understands when my grandparents talk to him in spanish. i try to teach him, but when i talk, he just gets this blank look in his face. he must like my granparents more...



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Oct 12,2004 3:13pm
dugoxistance said:
Jellyfish said:
because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks.


well, you're half right.


yeah thats true, cause i just shaved my thighs and swamplord has a small dick.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 12,2004 3:14pm
i'm sorry that you have that kind of info



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 12,2004 3:15pm
jelly is gay.
I'm being serious. he is.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 12,2004 3:20pm
i think that goes for both of you... how do you know he's day unless you've partaken in the butt sex together?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 12,2004 3:22pm
It could be because he's a fag and I just know.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Oct 12,2004 5:37pm
because, notcommon records is a greedy, closed minded company that hates you. der.



toggletoggle post by whiskey, weed, and women at Oct 12,2004 5:47pm
cause the irish are thieves and drunks so they had out do us on that one



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Oct 12,2004 5:49pm
Because of The Godfather 3



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 12,2004 5:51pm
i'm drinking italian booze now

YUM

i first polished off a bottle when i was 5 or 6

lol



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 12,2004 8:01pm
Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain



toggletoggle post by neoclassical  at Oct 12,2004 9:12pm
They're 1/16 Arab, on average, genetically.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Oct 12,2004 9:13pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain




Hey Sloppy, isn't that song older than you!



toggletoggle post by neoclassical  at Oct 12,2004 9:14pm
whiskey, weed, and women said:
cause the irish are thieves and drunks so they had out do us on that one



The Irish are also 1/16 Semite, in this case pre-Jude/Arab split Scythians.




toggletoggle post by whiskey, weed, and women at Oct 13,2004 1:57am
but i like the way my young taste



toggletoggle post by reuben  at Oct 13,2004 2:46am
the only people worse then the italians are the fucking irish



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Oct 13,2004 2:55am
hahahahaha! i have to agree only 'cos i'm married to one



toggletoggle post by Mary  at Oct 13,2004 3:06am
And what about us Sicilians? *hehe*



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 13,2004 9:50am
reuben said:
the only people worse then the italians are the fucking irish


Them be fighting words, someone cue the music. Time for a dance off



toggletoggle post by neoclassical  at Oct 13,2004 10:11am
Sicilians are actually more Caucasian than the oft-quoted movie suggests. They have a fair amount of Arab, including Berber, but it's probably 2% influx at most.



toggletoggle post by CandyStriperDeathOrgy  at Oct 15,2004 1:21am
Sicilians have some black blood in them... I'm part Sicilian/Calabrase and my other half is Ukrainian (Russian). Wow.... The mafia and the KGB mixed together........



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