Last week was wicked sweet i went to the mall and there were hot thirteen year old girls there. My mom was with me and she told me that if I kiss one of them I will get to touch her heiney. I thought that was totally sweet so i kissed three girls cause then that is one year of girl for every year of me (I am 39! Sick!)

then my mom took pictures of me grabbing tons of awesome heineys. I grabbed maybe four or five and you can only do that if you are an awesome dirt bagger like me.

Someone should write a comic strip with these guys. You should hang out with the other faux posters, dude. It'll be a field day.

By the power invested in me by the Board of Intelligence, i declare this thread officially GAY

I don't understand...

that picture is HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAH

Kalopsia said:

that sentence, my friend, is very ironic.

its:
'by the power VESTED in me"
silly ass!