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returntothepit >> discuss >> paris hilton in the news by succubus on Sep 20,2004 10:56am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 10:56am
someone's a little too full of herself...

she's sporting this shirt to show off:




i should get one saying "only in your dreams bitch!"



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 10:58am
her Tombstone will read...

A "Good Time" was had by ALL!!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:02am
Paris Hilton looks like a bird



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:06am
^That all men want to get their worm into^



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:08am
Not me, thats disgusting. She is fucking gross beyond belief.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:13am
HAHAHAHA.....
Men are so full of shit!



toggletoggle post by baneofexistence at Sep 20,2004 11:14am
i'd hit her



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 20,2004 11:14am
she sucks, but she's probably right...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:14am
Are you serious? She has to be the ugliest person in Hollywood right now, next to her brother Big Bird.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 20,2004 11:16am
we don't think she's hot, but you gotta think that there are millions of guys who do.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:17am
the girl who did that show with her was even uglier.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:18am
Please, most of the men posting here (the single ones defintely) would do her in a second.
maybe not all would tell their buddies (but most would) but do her just the same!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:21am
I for one, would not.
Christina Ricci though, mmmm.





toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:23am
If you say so......
^Now that looks like some seriously painful shit^!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:24am
i used to like christina ricci..until she became anorexic and starting taking drugs

now she's a moron



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:24am
I'd do that to Christina Ricci because I am in love with her.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2004 11:24am
um.. I can't even read that first post's shirt.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:24am
YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS ME



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:27am



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:28am
Christina Ricci is OK but if I was a guy the 1st female I'd wanna do would be Angelina Jolie...
Now that woman is beautiful!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:31am
Angelina Jolieis hideous, only other women think she is pretty.
Christina Ricci, Natalie Portman (the jew), Thuy Trang (RIP), and the girl from Raiders of the Lost Ark (though she is old now, so not anymore).
That slut from those other movies is hot too. This one below:



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2004 11:31am
I thought it said "your boyfriend wants ittier"
I'm like, what the heck is ittier.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2004 11:32am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Angelina Jolieis hideous, only other women think she is pretty.


joe's status is now bumped up to misanthrope level 3 and he aquires the rune of starvation for his most astute comment ever.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:37am
i was going to say....girls think she's hot (as i do)
all the guys i mention angelina to, think she's ugly

whatever blah!
oh i also love natalie portman...but i'm betting joe likes her from "le professionel" movie she did when she was 11..sicko! (that movie rules btw)
back to the topic at hand
paris is an idiot





toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:40am
I have had a crush (violent obsession) on natalie portman since the professional, but her and I are the same age. So it's just spiralled out of control over the years. She lives in Cambridge, but all my attempts to find her apartment have been unsuccessful.

I also love punk chicks



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:43am
Joe/NotCommon said:
I have had a crush (violent obsession) on natalie portman since the professional, but her and I are the same age. So it's just spiralled out of control over the years. She lives in Cambridge, but all my attempts to find her apartment have been unsuccessful.

Thats because she's smart and she's hiding from you!!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:45am
so go to harvard...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 20,2004 11:47am
and go see movies in Cambridge...

i hear she sometimes goes there (i'm not kidding)



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 20,2004 11:48am
This guy I use to be friends with applied for Harvard university, and filled out the application with a crayon. They did not accept him.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Sep 20,2004 11:54am
^He must have spelled something wrong^



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Sep 20,2004 1:45pm
Paris Hilton is so overrated. I am a Angelina Jolie fan as well. Maybe it is true...maybe she's a ladies' lady...



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 20,2004 1:54pm
paris hilton really does look like a bird...it's creepy



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 20,2004 1:56pm


i have this weird thing with vampires



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 20,2004 1:59pm
I dig Ricci.



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