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returntothepit >> discuss >> Slipknots new song is awesome! by Radical_Dirt_Biker on Sep 17,2004 4:03pm
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toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 17,2004 4:03pm
hi guys im new to the website and i wanted to say that if you havent heard Slipknots new song then you are stupid. its awesome. i like to do HUGE jumps on my dirt bike when i listen to this. Linkin Parks new song is great too so i wanted to tell you all hi, and that this place is awesome. i love really really super hard bands like SLipknot because the pump me up like fizzzzup!!! well whats the dealio you guys know when these 2 bands are playing next?.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 17,2004 4:10pm
This is the worst gimmick any messageboard has had to endure. Not funny. End it now.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Sep 17,2004 4:13pm
if this is suppose to be a joke it's not funny at all!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2004 4:15pm
i thought it was funny



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2004 4:15pm
and no it's not me..

i would have said
"Slipknot's"



toggletoggle post by Flesheater  at Sep 17,2004 4:17pm
Slipsnot blow chunks!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2004 4:19pm
i thought it was funnt but i wasn't going to reply..and then others did

*sigh*
i'm such a follower!



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 17,2004 4:19pm
i want a goddam dirtbike again. I miss mine.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 17,2004 4:48pm
i love my dirt bike and I can fly over jumps like hizzy wizzy, we can ride together and do jumps and stuff email me. and its not a joke i really do ride a lot and am pretty good at it. come see me at a track and youl see then. i like slipknot to d00d. we can trade albums sometime.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 17,2004 4:50pm
NEver spell slipknot with a capital S. Capital letters are for bands you respect. Like Vader and Death.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2004 4:52pm
slipknot "too" d00d.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 17,2004 4:55pm
His grammar represents his taste in music.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 17,2004 5:25pm
i really hope this is a joke



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 17,2004 5:32pm
this is ogre isn't it.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 17,2004 5:55pm
yea this thread is pretty damned stupid



toggletoggle post by brutalhank   at Sep 17,2004 11:44pm
Radical Dirt biker you are one goofy bastard.



toggletoggle post by joey_lawrence_says_whoooah at Sep 18,2004 12:14am
slipknot is ok but no where as heavy as hatebreed or sevendust.
hank, you are the goofy one....my friend likes dirt bikes and real metal thats all.



toggletoggle post by brutalhank   at Sep 18,2004 12:31am
going off HUGE jumps on dirt bikes is gnarly however slipknot completly sucks anus



toggletoggle post by joey_lawrence_says_whoooah at Sep 18,2004 12:32am
what? no way! well yeah, the old stuff sucked, but the new stuff is PHAT!!



toggletoggle post by brutalhank   at Sep 18,2004 12:39am
bitch face



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 1:16am
i have school tomorrow and i snuck up to hang with you metal kids. so i cant wait for linkin parks new song to hit the air waves, ill sit up all night until i can record it so i can at least have it without paying for it. i always do that. im evil like chester benningtons voice when i hit my dirt bike. make me wanna Crawling in my Skin type of jumps!!! the razer makes me go crazy cuz the jumps are so huge. anyone evr been to the razer?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 18,2004 3:03am
school tomorrow??? isn't it saturday??? fucktard.... err... maybe you're such a fucktard that you need to be schooled 7 days a week. i kicked some fucktard kids out of the store today and they were wearing slipknot shirts... figures fucktard kids would wear slipknot shirts and do stupid shit to get kicked out of a target store. silly fucktards, slipknot's for faggots...



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 18,2004 11:54am
this is so gay



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 18,2004 3:18pm
Radical_Dirt_Biker said:
i have school tomorrow and i snuck up to hang with you metal kids. so i cant wait for linkin parks new song to hit the air waves, ill sit up all night until i can record it so i can at least have it without paying for it. i always do that. im evil like chester benningtons voice when i hit my dirt bike. make me wanna Crawling in my Skin type of jumps!!! the razer makes me go crazy cuz the jumps are so huge. anyone evr been to the razer?



i hate you



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 18,2004 3:24pm
funniest shit ive seen in a while



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 3:41pm edited Sep 18,2004 3:52pm
you hate me because you could never make huge jumps like i do. and what kind of people that love really br00tul metal would hate Slipknot and Linkin Park? are they st00pid? chester bennington screams like satan and my mom thinks that hes evil so she hates it i think that trhey are awesome. i could hit jumps all day if i had a walkman.



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Sep 18,2004 3:51pm
Radical_Dirt_Biker said:
you hate me because you could never make huge jumps like i do. and what kind of people that love really br00tul metal would hate Slipknot and Linkin Park? are they st00pid? chester bennington screams like sata and my mom thinks that hes evil so she hates it i think that trhey are awesome. i could hit jumps all day if i had a walkman.


I love this charactor, i laugh my ass off, so who is it?



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 3:54pm
im not a carachter like in a book stupid jackass. i am a hunan being and just like metal so you go away. i wish i could jump my dirt bike into your fat stupid head. oh wait its too big and stupid i might not make that jump.....Ha yeah right ill jump over that too and maybe hit your head and shut your mouth.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 18,2004 4:21pm
radical dirt biker vs. mastermindz mighty one



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 18,2004 4:27pm
i say again, this thread is so gay



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Sep 18,2004 4:29pm
hahahahhaah



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Sep 18,2004 4:34pm
yeah seriously I actually like laughed openly and out loud.

this shit is soo fucking funny, kudos!!

the part about not being able to jump that dud'es head, oh man!



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 4:36pm
ok cyklopsia you and your one stupid eye can watch me jump my dirt bike into your face. your probably ugly and fat and stupid anyway. so anyone else wanna meet up and ride over cyklopsias face with me? ill really crank up a new slipnot tune for ytthat one.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 18,2004 4:45pm



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Sep 18,2004 4:45pm
RDB - you need to add a picture your mom took to your profile, PLEASE!!!!



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 4:47pm
so i guess that you shut up now. i dont blame you if you saw me ride, you would be afraid. i can jump straight through your soul, hows that for metal song words. i may send that to chester bennington and then ill have mywords in a real awesome song. so if you dont like me then well see who is the best when we meet up and ride.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 4:55pm
ok i made this picture work i think. this is me and my bike in a race. my mom took it.

br00tul!!




toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Sep 18,2004 4:56pm
If my head is too big do you think you could jump into my balls...oh wait thoes are too big too. You are my idol (American )



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 5:00pm
i think that your making fun of me. well lets see you ride over big jumps mr smartass. ill jump your head off and maybe youll bleed and die while i listen ti Linkin Park and spin out on your face. youll be crawling in your skin.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 5:09pm
i love dirt biking, anyone want to go?



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 18,2004 5:41pm
best band ever!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 18,2004 6:46pm
dirt bikes are for white trash



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 18,2004 6:47pm
this is so retardedly gay. who's posing as this dirt biker? i know it's someone fucking around



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 18,2004 6:48pm
yah, i kinda got that feeling too



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Sep 18,2004 8:17pm
can't you recognize a troll when ya see one?



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 19,2004 8:58pm
how come n o one has emailed me lets go do huge jumps and lay the track to waste!!! i just got back from the razer today and it was awsome.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Sep 19,2004 10:14pm
by the way Linkin Park is coming on their tour here and we should get a bunch of people together and go i could get us a ride. any one want to do this it could be fun!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Sep 19,2004 10:31pm
What are you on kid, crack? Try listening to some Vehemence or Amon Amarth. That should just get you started. After that you should come over to my house so I can beat the fag outta ya. Linkin Park....hahahahahahahahahaha.



toggletoggle post by hitler at Sep 20,2004 12:34am
the only funny thing about this parody thread is that people think its real. retards, the lot of you.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 20,2004 1:38am
hitler was a mod



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Sep 20,2004 12:56pm
anyone who thinks that's a real person posting is an idiot.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 20,2004 1:01pm
i miss my dirtbike



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