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New site? Maybe some day.
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hi guys im new to the website and i wanted to say that if you havent heard Slipknots new song then you are stupid. its awesome. i like to do HUGE jumps on my dirt bike when i listen to this. Linkin Parks new song is great too so i wanted to tell you all hi, and that this place is awesome. i love really really super hard bands like SLipknot because the pump me up like fizzzzup!!! well whats the dealio you guys know when these 2 bands are playing next?. |
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This is the worst gimmick any messageboard has had to endure. Not funny. End it now. |
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if this is suppose to be a joke it's not funny at all! |
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and no it's not me..
i would have said
"Slipknot's" |
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i thought it was funnt but i wasn't going to reply..and then others did
*sigh*
i'm such a follower! |
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i want a goddam dirtbike again. I miss mine. |
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i love my dirt bike and I can fly over jumps like hizzy wizzy, we can ride together and do jumps and stuff email me. and its not a joke i really do ride a lot and am pretty good at it. come see me at a track and youl see then. i like slipknot to d00d. we can trade albums sometime. |
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NEver spell slipknot with a capital S. Capital letters are for bands you respect. Like Vader and Death. |
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His grammar represents his taste in music. |
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i really hope this is a joke |
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yea this thread is pretty damned stupid |
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Radical Dirt biker you are one goofy bastard. |
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slipknot is ok but no where as heavy as hatebreed or sevendust.
hank, you are the goofy one....my friend likes dirt bikes and real metal thats all. |
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going off HUGE jumps on dirt bikes is gnarly however slipknot completly sucks anus |
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what? no way! well yeah, the old stuff sucked, but the new stuff is PHAT!! |
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i have school tomorrow and i snuck up to hang with you metal kids. so i cant wait for linkin parks new song to hit the air waves, ill sit up all night until i can record it so i can at least have it without paying for it. i always do that. im evil like chester benningtons voice when i hit my dirt bike. make me wanna Crawling in my Skin type of jumps!!! the razer makes me go crazy cuz the jumps are so huge. anyone evr been to the razer? |
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school tomorrow??? isn't it saturday??? fucktard.... err... maybe you're such a fucktard that you need to be schooled 7 days a week. i kicked some fucktard kids out of the store today and they were wearing slipknot shirts... figures fucktard kids would wear slipknot shirts and do stupid shit to get kicked out of a target store. silly fucktards, slipknot's for faggots... |
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Radical_Dirt_Biker said: i have school tomorrow and i snuck up to hang with you metal kids. so i cant wait for linkin parks new song to hit the air waves, ill sit up all night until i can record it so i can at least have it without paying for it. i always do that. im evil like chester benningtons voice when i hit my dirt bike. make me wanna Crawling in my Skin type of jumps!!! the razer makes me go crazy cuz the jumps are so huge. anyone evr been to the razer? |
i hate you |
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funniest shit ive seen in a while |
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you hate me because you could never make huge jumps like i do. and what kind of people that love really br00tul metal would hate Slipknot and Linkin Park? are they st00pid? chester bennington screams like satan and my mom thinks that hes evil so she hates it i think that trhey are awesome. i could hit jumps all day if i had a walkman. |
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Radical_Dirt_Biker said: you hate me because you could never make huge jumps like i do. and what kind of people that love really br00tul metal would hate Slipknot and Linkin Park? are they st00pid? chester bennington screams like sata and my mom thinks that hes evil so she hates it i think that trhey are awesome. i could hit jumps all day if i had a walkman. |
I love this charactor, i laugh my ass off, so who is it? |
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im not a carachter like in a book stupid jackass. i am a hunan being and just like metal so you go away. i wish i could jump my dirt bike into your fat stupid head. oh wait its too big and stupid i might not make that jump.....Ha yeah right ill jump over that too and maybe hit your head and shut your mouth. |
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radical dirt biker vs. mastermindz mighty one |
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i say again, this thread is so gay |
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yeah seriously I actually like laughed openly and out loud.
this shit is soo fucking funny, kudos!!
the part about not being able to jump that dud'es head, oh man! |
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ok cyklopsia you and your one stupid eye can watch me jump my dirt bike into your face. your probably ugly and fat and stupid anyway. so anyone else wanna meet up and ride over cyklopsias face with me? ill really crank up a new slipnot tune for ytthat one. |
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RDB - you need to add a picture your mom took to your profile, PLEASE!!!! |
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so i guess that you shut up now. i dont blame you if you saw me ride, you would be afraid. i can jump straight through your soul, hows that for metal song words. i may send that to chester bennington and then ill have mywords in a real awesome song. so if you dont like me then well see who is the best when we meet up and ride. |
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ok i made this picture work i think. this is me and my bike in a race. my mom took it.
br00tul!!
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If my head is too big do you think you could jump into my balls...oh wait thoes are too big too. You are my idol (American ) |
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i think that your making fun of me. well lets see you ride over big jumps mr smartass. ill jump your head off and maybe youll bleed and die while i listen ti Linkin Park and spin out on your face. youll be crawling in your skin. |
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i love dirt biking, anyone want to go?
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dirt bikes are for white trash |
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this is so retardedly gay. who's posing as this dirt biker? i know it's someone fucking around |
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yah, i kinda got that feeling too |
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can't you recognize a troll when ya see one? |
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how come n o one has emailed me lets go do huge jumps and lay the track to waste!!! i just got back from the razer today and it was awsome. |
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by the way Linkin Park is coming on their tour here and we should get a bunch of people together and go i could get us a ride. any one want to do this it could be fun! |
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What are you on kid, crack? Try listening to some Vehemence or Amon Amarth. That should just get you started. After that you should come over to my house so I can beat the fag outta ya. Linkin Park....hahahahahahahahahaha. |
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the only funny thing about this parody thread is that people think its real. retards, the lot of you. |
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anyone who thinks that's a real person posting is an idiot. |
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