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returntothepit >> discuss >> Alright, I had a pretty funny start to my work day today. by goratory on Sep 9,2004 6:41pm
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toggletoggle post by goratory  at Sep 9,2004 6:41pm
I was bringing my tools into a house we were working at when my boss pulled me aside. he says " Alan come here!! we were getting fired up this morning, smokin a litle ganja or what buddie". I told him that I don't smoke anymore. He started laughing and shit so I was like " why the fuck do think I'm stoned, are my eyes red?? I puked last night from too much drinking and I'm pretty hungover so mabye thats why I look fucked up." He said, no something reeks of weed. So we walk beck outside and I was like "shit I smell it too. "

Their were around 10-15 large sized plants next to the front walkway in clear veiw. It was funny as shit cause the only person that lived their was an old lady around 55. It wasn't really budding yet so I couln't steal anything really but I brought some leaves home so my roomates would beleive my story.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Sep 9,2004 6:42pm
you should plant them under your floorboards, wait for a beanstalk to grow, climb it, then jump off and die



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Sep 9,2004 6:43pm
Admit it, that was your house. Don't disguise yourself as a 55 year old lady.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Sep 9,2004 6:44pm
that just made me smile.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Sep 9,2004 6:47pm
weed is the way.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 9,2004 10:37pm
Sparkin' a bowl now.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Sep 9,2004 11:10pm
Ditto

I respect you for quitting weed, but with all the dipshits in the world, I can't see myself living without it.

By the way, Alan, I got that guitar stuff you wanted. I'm going to bring a CD to practice on friday and give it to Darren, he can give it to you at the next Goratory practice.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 10,2004 12:05am
Hooker said:
you should plant them under your floorboards, wait for a beanstalk to grow, climb it, then jump off and die



haahahahha awesome



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