good work

It's Mac, don't let him fool you.

hey, aren't you supposed to be at dinner staples. I feel like I'm being ignored. I'm gonna go eat my sorrows away now.

dinner staples?

who?

what??

I thought you meant me cause I had staples in my head for like 2-3 weeks.

hahaha, why did you have staples in your head???? BornSoVile=Staples
just givin him shit

hey what's the addy for the new Goratory Website again?

I was at a show at the lowell skatepark and I got bored. I was on the show side and not the skating side, so i figured it was cool to lie down. Then a stray skateboard went flying and whamed me in the head. It was oozing blood and wouldn't stop so my ex-girlfriend drove me to the hospital and I got 3 staples since that way they didn't need to trim away the hair.

Then I went in to have them out and some temp secretary was in a shitty mood and blew me off even though I went where they told me to go to have them out. She said I have to come back "tomorrow between 8 and 9 am". So I just left them in till a few days ago when I tugged them out while watching On The Line, a romantic comedy with two dudes from NSync and a hot puerto-rican looking chick.