A guy once told me that males lie when they say they want/have to have hot chics only.

He said that the truth is a man would prefer (but never admit to) a Freaky Deaky Roseanne who did anything they wanted than a smoking hot Carmen Electra that didn’t put out at all….

So, my curiousity is peaked and you guys seem like you won't bullshit.

So, whats the verdict, is it true?
Would men prefer
1. A Freaky Deaky Roseanne that did whatever you wanted
2. A Smoken Hot Carmen Electra that never gives it up

ill find a hot one who does give it up. I find roseanne entirely unattractive.

hot chick who puts out

ill take a combo #1...BIGGIE size

what he said /\

aka what keith said

KeithMutiny said:

But thats not a choice its either 1 or 2...so which one, heavy hottie that rocks your entire world or the plain ole hottie that doesn't even rock your chair?

HA!

i would take 1 anyday.. if it was elizabeth hurley instead

you are tring to make this like the "fat chicks give good head" thread?

hmmm well ill always take a hot girl over anything else no question. Even if she sucks in bed she can always be educated. However i find that older women know what theyre doing far more often than the young ones. But you never know, my girlfriends a hot little 19 year old and shes a fucking maniac!

I want a sandwich.

the_reverend said:


hahahahaha no way i wouldnt know

i stayed out of that discussion

Yeah I would vote for a hotty....but I have one....and I'm just fine.

Dude, all you gotta do is find a wicked hot one who's got absolutely no self esteem and then use the "if you love me you'd let me pee on you" maneuver.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahah

Thats awesome.....

i prefer these:

Yeah breasts are cool.....

fuck that. whats the point of a hot chick if you can't get your dick wet?

and why fuck a fat chick when your hand has much more sex appeal.

Honestly....this will sound really superficial but I'd rather a hot chick that did nothing than a fat chick thats gonna crush me......plus a hot chick won't stay that way forever...

Some hot girls stay hot dude. look at Morgan Fairchild. Shes 60 at least and id still fuck her.

christraper said:

eww i'm sorry but all the plastic surgery she's had on her face make her look gross

her face is so tight it looks like it hurts

yea but dim the lights and we're all set!

I'd still nail Racquel Welch. Good god.

Hey, can someone send me an email with some nude pictures of them in it? Thanks. Guys only. HEY I didn't write that!!

-Paul Stanley

paul stanley tried giving me his pic




then he flung it off his tongue and right at me...but i was too grossed out to pick it up
hahahahaha

ha!

Oh dear god I'm not sleeping tonight.

zzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz

what? you didn't think that was funny?

c'mon!

No I'm sleeping like a baby now. Pillows.

Well, apparently....

Survey Says:
Hot chics whether they screw or not, win!

so when am I getting nude pictures?

I'd rather have a hot chick.

succubus said:

that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen


as for my choice, i'd go with the hot chick honestly. because would u show up at the bar where your buddies are waiting with your rosanne look-alike g/f? besides, get the hottie drunk.

Dude who cares what your buddies at the bar think if the girl lets you put cigarettes out on her while you're spelunking in her bunger

RULE #1: No FAT chicks!

unless you're drunk

fat chicks are like mo-peds. fun to ride until your friends see you.

RULE#2: No SLUTTY FAT chicks!

how about this one!
a~an ok looking girl who's sweet
b~a hottie who's a bitch

heh

depends on who's willing to cram a thumb up my a.... I mean... sweet girl

I'd take the okay looking girl, cause that's what I really do

I've learned to stay away from the really hott ones cause they are bitches... either that or preppies
If there is even a difference

Okay...I just gotta get this right for you guys, okay, you people think that gothic means you wear black, hate life, or worship the devil. Well thats not what gothic means at all. Gothic is the period of time when vampires, witches, paegens were a big deal , otherwise known as the medieval times, okay now if your gothic it means that you are into the medieval times like vampires, wiccans, witches etc. and it can mean that you like to dress like the medieval times. Gothic clothing has nothing to do with safety pins, striped socks, shit like that. Some people also think gothic means that you worship the devil, thats not true, if you worship the devil then you are a satanist not gothic. So I think thats all I have to say, so if you have the word gothic in your sn or you thought it meant you wear black this is what it really means, so a prep could be gothic. If you dont believe me look it up in the dictionary.

ok so you like goth chicks?

i used to only wear black...for years...i still darken my hair, but that's about it...and i know waht you mean...i never considered myself goth

I didn't write that. I am just a vessel. It was written through me.

a higher power wrote it.

slayer 272 wrote it.

ahh ok

ok new question...what do guys think about girls who wear make up?

i used to occassionally like to wear lipstick and eyeshadow but my bf HATES makeup and makes a big deal if i want to wear it so i don't wear anything anymore he blabs about me not needing any..and i'm naturally beautiful blah blah...i

what is the consensus on here via girls who wear make up?

Get rid of him, girl. You don't need that shit in your life. You need a real man who will get your hair done and your nails done and won't be giving you shit about nothing. MMMmmmm hmm.

-some black broad.

Aaron is probably just used to dating homely ugly girls, so you are a natural beauty for him Carina.

hahaha nice.

"He thinks you're pretty since all of his ex's were dogs"

Smooth.

For the record, I'm not that big of a fan of makeup. If you want to wear it, go ahead but be glad that you don't need to.

gee thanks john, i have enough self esteem issues thank you very much

You know that I think you are attractive, so quiet down woman!

lol
~~~
yes i still have emails to prove it muahahaha
~~~
but really, i know you were trying to dig aaron because he zinged you a few times and who am i to deny that his ex's are dogs
hahahahaha
(umm that's not to say i agree..or disagree)

Hey!

Those emails were before I knew you were taken and I was gonna get into your pants!

Hooker said:

What was the point of that?

In response to the new question I am not gonna tell my g/f not to wear make up, but I do like to see her natural

succubus said:

i don't mind makeup as long as you don't go overboard. i have a friend who's fucking beautiful but she wears almost as much make-up as Mimi from the drew carrey show. and she looks fucking great without makeup!!! Carina i love that you don't wear makeup. because you are really good looking and because u don't wear makeup, i know how you're gonna look in the morning and not be appauled by anything lol. like i said, if you're gonna wear makeup, just a little, don't overdo it

Fat girl or hot girl. Depends which one can do laundry, cook, and clean the best.

hahahahaha

i'm a little more to love, i cook, clean and do laundry and i'm almost insatiable in bed. what category do i fall in?

^^^ Fat chick ^^^

gee thanks. but i guess i'd rather be fat and happy than violently hungry... hahaha

I'd marry a fat chick that sucks a mean cock, cooks like a 5 star chef, cleans my house every day, and washes my truck every night.
then I'd sneak out at night bash hot chicks in the face with an axe handle and just take the hot bitch pussy.
The best of both worlds

Chubby = A-OK (well, can be, gotta have a hot face and the chub in the right places)

Fat = As mentioned above, one's own right hand is much preferable...

10 extra pounds can look just fine on a girl with a great face... But when ya get into saggy tits, stretchmarks, and matching me on slices of pizza... Hit the pavement lady!

Haha...

Kalopsia said:



I don't know. You wrote it. I just c&p'd it because I was bored.

hmmm, would the fat broad let me dump on her forehead?

Back of the neck maybe, but forehead is tricky

how did this turn to into a scat thread?

Very easily.

pussy is pussy take it when you can get it