when i think of a good name, i think of dying fetus, that name is pretty damn sweet

Acacia Strain
Light is the Language
Black Book Diaries

internal suffering
disgorge (mex)
decapitated
anal blast

good names...

Sect of Execration
Sublime Cadavric Decomposition
Letters from the dead
Dahmer
dead infection
Last days of Humanity
Prophetic Disclosure

those names and bands rock life.

This isnt as fun because no one's feelings get hurt. Oh well, here goes nothing.

Neon King Kong
The Stitches
Anal Cunt (worst and best name ever)
Add N To X
Black Flag (short and to the point)
Lightning Bolt
Black Dice
Interpol
Arab on Radar
Virgin Mega Whore

Morbid Angel
Backstabbers Inc.
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Phobia
Slayer
Anal Sex Conga Line With RoboCop In The Back (and i saw them twice, i suck)

mogwai
sigur ros
Fuck

i, robot
milemarker
bullet for the family traitor (very hardcore cliche. but i like it)
CRADLE OF FILTH!!1
floorpunch
santa sangre
the fail


MANY, MANY, MORE

also: WHO IS GOING TO PUT ON A KODAN ARMADA SHOW SOMEWHERE IN THE NORTH EAST, PLEASE CAN I GET A HELL YES

good band names:

Fear
Dying Fetus
Disengaged
Red*Invasion
Kevorkian's Angels
Morbid Angel
Quiet Riot
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Agnostic Front
Minor Threat
Oxymoron
Tech-9
Sonic Youth
Tommy and the Terrors
Gaelic Storm
Bane of Existence
Motley Crue
Warrant
Seven Day Curse (though the band sucked big time, it was a good name)
Abuse
Gang of Four
Motorhead
Wu-Tang Clan
Social Distortion
The Business
Wasted Youth
The Haunted
The Police
The Ramones
Gang Green
Wargasm
Nuclear Assault
Cannibal Corpse
The Ronnettes
The Circle Jerks
The Vandals
The Freeze
The Legion of Doom (they were wrestlers but ruled)
Iced Earth
Blood for Blood
Stormtroopers of Death
Shai Hulud
Random Acts of Violence

ok thats enough for now

worst band name of all time:
Go Fuck Yourself aka GFY

seven day curse.. that's biblical reference to a girl's "time of the month"?

ORIGIN
SUFFOCATION
MORBID ANGEL
MESHUGGAH
IMMOLATION
VILE
CHILDREN OF BODOM
AEON
CANDIRIA
YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN
DECAPITATED
THE HAUNTED
TESTAMENT
MORTIIS
DYING FETUS
INTERNAL BLEEDING
DISMEMBER
DEATH


christ, I almost forgot

CARCASS.

Oh shit, you all forgot "Godsmack".

How about:
Stretchmark; Drool on your Chin; Bumps, Lumps, and Crabs; Prodded Ass; and Vaginal Implosion. Hah. Only one of those was ever real (to my knowledge). Guess which and win a prize.
Hah, how about this band: www.mp3.com/deodiummortis haha \m/(?).

Amon Amarth

Whimsical Fetus - vocal only grindcore

trendy fags, death metal is gay

according to Seth Putnam... death metal IS gay...

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

Chorus 1:
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

Chorus 2:
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

since the flood is an awesome name. awesome band. this band makes me defocate in my pants like an irresponsable school child or even a grown man who has taken far beyond the suggested amount of laxatives for constapation thinking it will quicken the process.

what does Since The Flood mean?

What about Hatebreed? That's a cool sounding name...

If only I got to is first....

i was looking at this awesome backdrop:




and remembered this post...

so The Haunted comes to mind...and...
Mortician
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Morbid Angel
Godspeed you! black emperor
Velvet Acid Christ
Joy Division
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Tasty Ted and the Bacon Equation
Captain Excellence and the CheeseDonkeys
Sweet Taco Kisses
Sergeant McHitler and the Final Solution
Tom Selleck and the Abortion Sunset

slipknot copied the village people's idea of costumes
but the village people did it better
and their songs are cool and catchy

rape is pretty cool
sometimes you just need to take the pussy

i like the name testament
thats a really good band name