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: post by Dave_Maggot at 2008-10-24 16:26:55
i'm bored and about to take a nap. but i've been thinking about terrible movies i've seen at the theaters. and when i wake up from said nap. i wanna see what you guys put. here goes.

10.) godzilla(matthew broderick v.s. a-sexual, t-rex, godzilla abortion.)
man this movie sucked. and i had to see it twice cuz my little brother wanted to see it. the second time i fell asleep at the beginning and woke up at the end.

9.) hulk(2003 ang lee piece of shit.) watch nick nolte ruin a whole fucking movie in 3 hours. i also had to see this fucker twice cuz my grandmother wanted to see it. epic fail!

8.) mortal kombat: annihilation. i had to see this cuz once again my brother wanted to see it. the sound cut out for 20 minutes in the middle of it. i did not give a fuck

7.) transformers(wtf?) yeah, this movie fucking sucks. fuck you!

6.) how to lose friends and alienate people. in this instance, 2 shots of tranny cock and simon pegg being awkwardly funny could not save this. piece of shit.

5.)hostel part 2. hey, i have an idea. lets take the first movie. switch the genders of the lead characters. make it half as long, but twice as shitty. yeah, fuck me.

4.) hills have eyes 2. GAY!! i should have known though.

3.) feardotcom. my brother's g/f at the time, worked at a theater, so we were bored one day so we decided to get some use out of her. it was free. but christ it was like taking 20 dicks to each eye socket. . . and an ice chisel to the anus.

2.) cabin fever. when your friend stands up in mid movie; while a child is doing slow motion kung-fu, after repeating the word pancakes over and over. and your friend says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?" and everyone laughs. then you and your friends take an oath to never speak of the viewing of said movie to anyone ever. and you tell people you did something else that night. . . oops. then you know you had a bad night. fuck that movie, and fuck eli roth!

1.) blair witch project. over rated piece of fucking shit. fuck your hand held horror and fuck you! good night!

honorable mentions aka movies i had the sense to walk out of.

the weatherman. i left cuz i actually felt uncomfortable about a child potentially about to be molested by a guidance counciller.

the ladykillers. fuck tom hanks post 1980's

i'm sure theres more. i'll update post nap.





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