| Tracks: | 1. FACE IT, YOU'RE A METAL BAND 2. PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN 3. KILL WOMEN 4. STEROIDS GUY 5. EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED 6. I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY 7. DEAD, GAY AND DROPPED 8. YOU LOOK DIVORCED 9. I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED 10. MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS 11. TRAPPED 12. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT 13. PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT
| 14. AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE 15. BILL SCOTT'S DUMB 16. HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY 17. YOU FUCKING FREAK 18. THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY 19. JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK 20. EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB 21. I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH 22. JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISEY 23. METAMORPHOSIS 24. I'M SICK OF YOU 25. HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD 26. YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY
| 27. TOM ARNOLD 28. I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S 29. BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOOSER 30. MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK 31. YOUR FAMILY IS DUMB 32. FURNACE 33. YOU'RE DUMB 34. VAN FULL OF RETARDS 35. DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS 36. EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE IS STUPID 37. DUMB, FAT & GROSS 38. I'M NOT STUBBORN 39. MIKE MAHAN'S STY
| 40. O2657 41. GLOVES OF METAL (DUET WITH PHILIP ANSELMO) 42. BONUS TRACK
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